Tuesday, March 16, 2010

A Potentially Humiliating Encounter


Yesterday, I had a terrible migraine (actually that's repetitive, since migraines are by definition terrible), and couldn't bear to stare at a computer screen when I got home.  So no blogging for me!

But I did get a wonderful surprise in my mailbox.  My Vermont College of Fine Arts packet!  I spent my evening going through the winter residency schedule to see what an average day is like (busy!), and reading the manual and other literature they provided.  Then this morning I found out that Holly Black and Gregory Maguire are going to be the Writers in Residence this July.  I'm so excited!  I hope I'll be able to get out a coherent sentence when I speak to Holly Black.  I had a horrible experience at the Big Sur Workshop where my friends forced me to sit next to a writer they knew I admired and I swear I think I said two words the entire breakfast.  Later, I thought of a ton of witty things I could have said, but at the time I was so in awe I couldn't formulate a thought.

Well, at least I have several months to think about what to say.  Maybe I'll jot down some one-liners on my palm so that even if my brain stops working I can just read and repeat.  Or maybe not.  Doesn't that sound like a scene from a sitcom?  Beverley looks down at her palm, but since some of the words are now erased she ends up saying something offensive by accident.

Yep, that's exactly what would happen.

I suppose I'll just have to wing it, and hope for the best.  If it's really bad, at least I'll have something to blog about.

2 comments:

Sara said...

I met Holly at the last summer conference. She's great, easy to talk to, and asks lots of questions. I personally guarantee that it will not be a humiliating experience:) You'll do great! And Vermont College, how EXCITING!! YAY!

Beverley BevenFlorez said...

Thanks, Sara! I'm very excited. :)